Jazzbones was filming a promotional video last night for its weekly Haha Tuesdays comedy night and spared no expenses when it came to stacking the lineup with quality chuckle-makers for the standing-room only show.
The always-fun Ralph Porter emceed the event as he does every week and anchored the show with all things segway and energy. But that goes without saying.
The line up included: Nate Jackson, Susan Jones, Tyrone "The Real Hyginx", Jay "Big Irish" Hollingsworth, Michael Walter, Rodger Lizaola, Travis Simmons, Kelsey Cook, Justin Hayes and Tacoma's own Rusty.
In an effort to not steal their material but also illustrate that delivery is everything in the world of comedy, here are just the punchlines from notable jokes from the night.
Killer lines of the night were:
"You just seasoned it."
"It just got real, white people. It just got real."
"I see leaves of green, clouds of white."
"Relax, I'm a professional."
Yeah, it's funnier when they say it.